435 Movie Insults for Her with Audio – Page 39

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381 No? Try fertilla, the populator. Three hundred pounds of fertile flesh. Has produced 18 healthy little slaves... And is capable of producing 18 more.

Quote from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

382 She got her head caught in a frankfurter bun. -Was the bun empty? -No, there was a hot dog in it. -Well, thank Heavens she ain't trapped in there without food.

Danny Kaye; Lionel Stander in The Danny Kaye Radio Show

383 Ho, it's an old lady. There doesn't seem to be any pretty girls traveling this road today.

Quote from Shogun Assassin 2

384 Mine had so much bridgework, every time I kissed her I had to pay toll.

Lou Costello as Wilbur Grey in Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein

385 How disturbed? -She's been diagnosed as a paranoid hypochondriac. Doctors think she may be faking.

Rachel Ward as Juliet Forrest in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

386 That's right, Doll-face. To me you're just a meal ticket.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

387 You're not even good-looking! You've got freckles! Your face is covered with 'em! You got red hair and I hate red hair!

James Stewart in The Moon's Our Home (1941)

388 What is this? -Idiot, probably.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor; Ruth Hussey as Elizabeth Imbrie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

389 We'll make it $50. -You know how many customers that is? -Save a lot of wear and tear on your _.

Quote from The Front Page (1974)

390 I never thought she'd do anything like that. -What'd you expect? All whores are a little goofy.

Quote from The Front Page (1974)