61 Movie Quotes about Jews with Audio – Page 3Updated: Mar 15, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 21 What do you say, Jack? I'm a Jew. I'm divorced. I'm broke. And I'm dying of cancer. Do you think I get a discount? Debra Winger as Joy Davidman in Shadowlands 22 Are you the Judean People's Front? -_ off! -What? -Judean People's Front! We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front! -Wankers. John Cleese in Monty Python's Life of Brian 23 I'm from Miami. You ever been there? It's okay, but it's like you died and woke up in Jew heaven. Quote from Goodfellas 24 Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area. -Pharisees separate from Sadducees. -And Swedish separate from Welsh! Quote from Monty Python's Life of Brian 25 Centuwion, why do they titter so? -Just some Jewish joke, sir. John Cleese; Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian 26 Four to one, sheik. The difference between a Roman and a Jew. -Or an Arab. Quote from Ben-Hur (1959) 27 Now, what is your name, Jew? -Brian, sir. -Bwian, eh? -No, no. Brian. Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian 28 Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't _ing ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven and I sure as _ don't _ing roll! John Goodman as Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski 29 Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a _ing monkey. Jason Statham as Turkish in Snatch 30 You know, these Jew broads got a lot of money. Maybe the family owns the whole _ing block. Joe Pesci as Tommy Devito in Goodfellas Page 3 of 7 << ◄ 2 3 4 ► >>