Mike Myers: 136 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 11

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Mike Myers, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

101 What? -Leaving? I don't want to leave. -When did you decide this? -Shortly after arriving.

Shrek (Mike Myers), Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) in Shrek 2

102 You're unbelievable! You're behaving like a... -Go on! Say it! -Like an ogre!

Shrek (Mike Myers), Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) in Shrek 2

103 Did I miss? -No. You got them.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Shrek (Mike Myers) in Shrek 2

104 Donkey! Think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you! -Ah, man, where do I begin? Well, first there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. I ain't never got over that.

Shrek (Mike Myers), Donkey (Eddie Murphy) in Shrek 2

105 Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? -Uh... a little. We don't even have dental. -They don't even have dental.

As Shrek in Shrek 2

106 Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac?

As Shrek in Shrek 2

107 But, no more wallowing in the mud? -I know. -And no more itchy butt crack? -I know! -But you love being an ogre! -I know!

Shrek (Mike Myers), Donkey (Eddie Murphy) in Shrek 2

108 Taut, round buttocks? I'm... I'm... -Gorgeous! -I'll say.

As Shrek in Shrek 2

109 I love gold so much that I even lost my genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident. Hence the name... Goldmember.

As Goldmember in Austin Powers in Goldmember

110 Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? -Really tall?

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)