- Donkey! Think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you!
- Ah, man, where do I begin? Well, first there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. I ain't never got over that.

— Shrek (Mike Myers), Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

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11 seconds sound clip from the Shrek 2 movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:36:41.381 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Donkey! Think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you!

- Ah, man, where do I begin? Well, first there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. I ain't never got over that.

- Then this fool went off and had a party and he have all the guests trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk and start beating me with a stick going, Pi?ata, pi?ata. What is a pi?ata, anyway?

- No, Donkey! I need you to cry!

- Yeah, well, don't go projecting on me. I know you're feeling bad, but you gotta let your own... aaah!

- You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of...

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