21 Movie Quotes about Nephews with Audio

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

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1 I'm only looking out for the well-being of my favorite nephew.

Quote from The Lion King (1994)

2 Nephew, you got perfect timing.

Quote from Next Friday (2000)

3 So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be... -Ogres, yes! -Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold? -Oh, no! No! Of course, not! That is, assuming you don't eat your own young! -Dad!

Mike Myers as Shrek; Julie Andrews as Queen Lillian; John Cleese as King Harold in Shrek 2

4 It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin!

Quote from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

5 Where were you 60 years ago? -He was a glint in his great grandfather's eye!

Charlie Chaplin as King Shahdov in A King in New York (1957)

6 Yeah. Can't believe they're my blood. IQ of sloths and the manners of banshees.

Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman (1992)

7 Oh, you wouldn't happen to have anything in the toy line, would you? -Toys? No antique toys. -No, modern. When my nephew gets through with them, they'll be antique.

Humphrey Bogart as Alfred "Gloves" Donahue in All Through the Night (1942)

8 I looked everywhere for you. -Well, I looked everywhere for you. In fact, I nearly climbed in bed with your nephew. -You what?

David Niven as Sir Charles Lytton; Capucine as Simone Clouseau in The Pink Panther (1963)

9 If I killed my nephew, would that be murder or charity?

Christopher Plummer as The Grand Duke of Owls in Rock-a-Doodle

10 Honey, who is this? -That's your nephew. -What are we running, a restaurant?

Quote from Caddyshack (1980)