A befuddled old man, abroad now in search of his children stolen in infancy by pirates.
8 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:01:39 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Something convulsive, something repulsive, something for everyone, a comedy tonight.
- Something aesthetic, something frenetic, something for everyone, a comedy tonight.
- Nothing of gods, nothing of fate. Weighty affairs will just have to wait.
- First, the house of Erronius...
- A befuddled old man, abroad now in search of his children stolen in infancy by pirates.
- Something erratic, something dramatic, something for everyone, a comedy tonight.
- Second, the house of Lycus...
- A buyer and seller of the flesh of beautiful women.
- That's for those of you who have absolutely no interest in pirates.
[...]