Captain, I have news. The... Captain, please! I... Captain, the virgin is... captain, a word...
10 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:03:36 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- She'll be ready soon. They're just anointing her with unguents to make her ankle bangle, dangle.
- Meanwhile, for your further entertainment... bring on the acrobats!
- Watch there! The four tumbling tuscans!
- That one is very good. He really makes it look as though he landed on his head.
- Would you like to see that man again?
- Yes.
- That man again for the captain.
- Captain, I have news. The... Captain, please! I... Captain, the virgin is... captain, a word...
- Louder music! The captain wants louder music!
- I'm not happy in my work, captain.
- Did you ever see a jester like this? The remarks he makes! He's the best I've ever seen.
- His exit! Do the flying exit.
- Didn't I tell you you'd enjoy this?
- I did.
[...]
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Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.
Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)
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