Everybody ought to have a maid. Everybody ought to have a working girl. Everybody ought to have a lurking girl to putter around the house.
13 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:31:35 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- I shall await your bidding. Ever your servant.
- That's it. Your servant. Your new maid. We needed someone to help.
- A new maid. She seems very loyal.
- And very courteous and very efficient and very thoughtful.
- Well, maids like me. I'm neat. I like maids. They're neat.
- Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious tidying up the dishes neat as a pin?
- Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful sweeping out, sleeping in?
- Everybody ought to have a maid, someone who when fetching you your slipper will.
- Be winsome as a whippoorwill and graceful as a grouse.
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