Father and mother get one another, something for everyone, a tragedy tonight.
9 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:33:44 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Hero!
- Father and mother, I wish to marry.
- Son, if you're as happy as your mother and I have been, my heart bleeds for you.
- Lovers divided get coincided, something for everyone, a comedy tonight.
- Father and mother get one another, something for everyone, a tragedy tonight.
- I get the twins, they get the best.
- I get the thing I want to be.
- Free.
- Nothing for kings, nothing for crowns. Something for lovers, liars and clowns.
- What is the moral must be a moral. Here is the moral wrong or right.
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