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Frankly, I was hoping to live past my wedding night. She seems a bit too...

6 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:15:21 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- And now, for your assured approval and possible purchase, from out of the east, with the face of an idol, the arms of a willow tree, the pelvis of a camel, Tintinabula.

- Was this the one?

- No.

- Don't you have any one in there a bit less noisy?

- I have. Vibrata.

- A desert bloom of indescribable beauty. Lithe as a tigress, wondrous as a flamingo, for a man whose interest is the wild life.

- No.

- Frankly, I was hoping to live past my wedding night. She seems a bit too...

- No matter. I understand.

- Consider the gemini, a matched pair. Look at them, gentlemen. Either one, a divinely assembled woman. Together, an infinite number of mathematical possibilities.

- No. (2)

- I'm a man of limited means, and I don't suppose you'd want to break up a set.

- I couldn't. You do understand?

- Completely.

[...]

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sound Clip

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966) poster

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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