I, in war, the most admired, in wit, the most inspired, in love, the most desired, in dress, the best displayed, I am a parade.
14 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:50:13 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Look at that foot, look at that heel, mark the magnificent muscles of steel. I am my ideal
- I, Miles Gloriosus, I, slaughterer of thousands.
- I, Miles Gloriosus, I, paragon of virtues.
- Look at those eyes cunning and keen, look at the size of those thighs like a mighty machine.
- Those are the mightiest thighs I ever have theen, I mean
- My bride, my bride, inform my lucky bride the fabled arms of Miles are open wide.
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