I would show them to you, but they are sold.
4 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:21:46 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- What? Well, you do too... I imagine, I mean.
- I would show them to you, but they are sold.
- I cost 500 minae. Is that a lot of money?
- Yes.
- 3 and 5... they always mix me up. I hope the captain doesn't expect me to do a lot of adding.
- We're taught charm and grace and no more. I cannot add or spell or anything.
- I have but one talent: I'm lovely, all I am is lovely. Lovely is the one thing I can do.
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