My dear lady, if I suggest that we try to find some other method, it is only because I happen to be completely impervious to physical pain. And I can't stand the thought of spoiling your pleasure.
— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)
13 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:08:49 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Now, what can we devise? Something suitable and lingering.
- Hang the poor wretch and have done.
- Hanging is too good for him.
- Hanging by the feet, upside down, while being lashed. They hate that.
- I thought you were completely impervious to pain?
- Congratulations, your life has been spared. May it be long, healthy and productive.
- Productive? The breeder? Hang me.
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