A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Quotes with Sound Clips - page 8

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus)

3 more actors

, Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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71 No? Try fertilla, the populator. Three hundred pounds of fertile flesh. Has produced 18 healthy little slaves... And is capable of producing 18 more.

72 One moment. I must have a word with my eunuch. -Oh, please. -Thank you very much.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

73 People do not go around freeing slaves every day.

— Hero (Michael Crawford)

74 Right. Now back to Rome for a quick wedding and some slow executions.

— Miles Gloriosus (Leon Greene)

75 Say my name. -Just say your name? -Yes! -Very well then. I've forgotten it.

76 She'll be ready soon. They're just anointing her with unguents to make her ankle bangle, dangle.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

77 Still jerking the wrist.

78 The earth is a flat platform of ground and meets the blue bowl at the end of the world...

79 There is no plague. I have this day returned from Crete, and there is no plague. -Then what was everyone yelling about?

— Miles Gloriosus (Leon Greene)

80 We're taught charm and grace and no more. I cannot add or spell or anything.

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