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People do not go around freeing slaves every day.

5 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:11:15 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Master Hero, you cannot buy her. At your age, you're not allowed to buy her.

- But suppose someone with tremendous cunning and guile could arrange for her to be yours.

- Yes?

- If that someone could arrange it, what would you give me?

- I will give you everything I own.

- Well, what do you own? Twenty minae, a collection of sea shells and me.

- Yes.

- Forget about the minae and the sea shells.

- Just give me me.

- Give you you?

- My freedom.

- People do not go around freeing slaves every day.

- Be the first, start a fashion.

- Get me that girl.

- And if I do?

- You are free.

- I am what?

- Free.

- Free!

- If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times: Do not fan the girls when they're wet. But you'll never learn. You'll be a eunuch all your life.

- I know that sound, and I love it.

[...]

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sound Clip

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966) poster

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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