Master Hero, you cannot buy her. At your age, you're not allowed to buy her.
6 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:10:46 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- A common courtesan in the house of Lycus?
- There's no way to make it sound like an achievement.
- I don't care. I would give anything for her. Anything.
- You really love that girl? I like the way you said that.
- Master Hero, you cannot buy her. At your age, you're not allowed to buy her.
- But suppose someone with tremendous cunning and guile could arrange for her to be yours.
- Yes?
- If that someone could arrange it, what would you give me?
- I will give you everything I own.
- Well, what do you own? Twenty minae, a collection of sea shells and me.
- Yes.
- Forget about the minae and the sea shells.
- People do not go around freeing slaves every day.
[...]
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Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.
Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)
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