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If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times: Do not fan the girls when they're wet. But you'll never learn. You'll be a eunuch all your life.

10 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:11:48 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Just give me me.

- Give you you?

- My freedom.

- People do not go around freeing slaves every day.

- Be the first, start a fashion.

- Get me that girl.

- And if I do?

- You are free.

- I am what?

- Free.

- Free!

- If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times: Do not fan the girls when they're wet. But you'll never learn. You'll be a eunuch all your life.

- I know that sound, and I love it.

- Yuck, you! How did you come into money?

- An unexpected legacy. My uncle simo, the noted carthaginian elephant breeder, came to an untimely end.

- He was crushed to death on the last day of the mating season.

- This morning, I bought my freedom.

- Congratulations, citizen.

[...]

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sound Clip

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966) poster

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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