The Roman captain who comes to claim the plaguey virgin, should he arrive while I'm gone... and mind you, I do not, for one moment...
7 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:44:09 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- The Syrian shepherd comes to buy the silent woman.
- And I don't suppose, Pseudolus, I could impose upon you...
- Take your place? Pretend that I'm you for an hour? It would be a privilege.
- Oh, now you're making me cry.
- Yes, but if she's not alive, fob him off with another girl.
- I'm told he's a most kind, gentle and considerate man.
- I won't, and may I say you will never live to regret this.
- Gone to see a nose grinder indeed. He's cavorting with those courtesans.
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