Watch over our son, Hero. Keep him cheerful, well fed and far from the opposite sex.
8 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:06:35 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Hysterium! Ah, here you are, and there I am.
- A gift for my mother on the anniversary of her birth.
- A hundred and four years old and a single organ in working condition.
- Do you think it will please her?
- The craftsmanship is superb.
- We go. Here are my husband's final instructions.
- Watch over our son, Hero. Keep him cheerful, well fed and far from the opposite sex.
- Oh, but, my dear, he must learn some time.
- And when that time comes, you shall teach him... What little you know.
- Above all, do not let his eyes stray to that house next door. I hold you completely responsible.
- Rather than let you down, I would die.
- Come. And carry my bust with pride.
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