You are a good fellow. It's really going to pain me to have to kill you.

— Miles Gloriosus (Leon Greene)

6 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:04:09 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Louder music! The captain wants louder music!

- I'm not happy in my work, captain.

- Did you ever see a jester like this? The remarks he makes! He's the best I've ever seen.

- His exit! Do the flying exit.

- What? No.

- Didn't I tell you you'd enjoy this?

- I did.

- You are a good fellow. It's really going to pain me to have to kill you.

- Kill me?

- Indeed, if she is not at my feet within two minutes.

- Could you make it five?

- Two.

- Philia! Philia, you go to the captain now, like it or not.

- But I've been ready and waiting.

- But Pseudolus said you refused to. Oh, come.

- Bring me that girl, or you'll all perish!

[...]

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sound Clip

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966) poster

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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