- You don't want to be there when I tell them about you.
- No, I want you to be there when I tell them about you.

7 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:26:14 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- That girl is not your daughter.

- My sister?

- I go tell his parents.

- Wait! The boy insisted on meeting her. But she's been sold to a captain who comes to claim her today.

- What can happen in an hour or two?

- At his age, the mind boggles. I go tell his parents.

- I go with you.

- You don't want to be there when I tell them about you.

- No, I want you to be there when I tell them about you.

- Tell them what about me? I have no-thing to fear. I am a pillar of virtue.

- It might be of interest that their pillar of virtue, their slave in chief, has secreted in the confines of his cubicle, Rome's most extensive collection of erotic pottery.

- When did you acquire that large fruit bowl with that frieze...

- Neither of us is perfect.

- Well, if it is only for an hour or so...

- Where's the harm?

- Especially with the master and mistress safely out of the way.

[...]

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sound Clip

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966) poster

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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