- Your father is alive.
- This will kill him.
5 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:05:37 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- We'll need a body. Anybody's body.
- Can you get one from Gusto, the body snatcher?
- He owes me a favor, but he died yesterday.
- Oh, uh, what about his body?
- Let's see. Who do we know that's dead?
- I'm a disgrace to my family. My father will turn in his grave.
- Oh, come here. Just lie down. It'll be all over in one moment.
- What if he tries to kiss me?
- How can he help it if I'm so delicious?
- Oh, come back here. Just lie still. Just lie still.
- The captain will take one look at you, shudder and go on his way, heartbroken.
[...]