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I am Inspector Clouseau of the Sûreté. How do you do? I'm Turk.

4 seconds sound clip from the A Shot in the Dark (1964) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:55:25.956 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Gambrelli. Yes, I believe she checked in about an hour ago. Yes. Gambrelli. 11:45.

- Where can I find her?

- Well, she could be most anywhere, but my guess would be the recreation area.

- Thank you.

- Can I ask you something?

- Yes?

- Have you been... swimming?

- Why, yes. How did you know?

- It is my business to know.

- Ah, ah, ah. And where do you think you're going?

- I do not think, sir. I know where I am going.

- I am going to the recreation area.

- Not like that, you're not.

- What was that you said?

- I said you're not going to the recreation area like that.

- I am Inspector Clouseau of the Sûreté. How do you do? I'm Turk.

- I am here on official business, and I am looking for someone at the recreation area.

- Not unless you take off your clothes.

- You, sir, are under arrest.

- Arrest? What for?

- For making lewd and suggestive remarks to an official of the French government.

- Lewd and suggestive remarks?

- Also for indecent exposure. Doesn't anyone wear any clothes around here?

- No.

- What?

- This is a nudist colony.

- A nudist colony?

- Right. And nobody gets in unless they take their clothes off.

- What, all of them?

- All of them. Right down to your mustache.

[...]

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Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Herbert Lom (Commissioner Charles Dreyfus), George Sanders (Monsieur Benjamin Ballon), Elke Sommer (Maria Gambrelli)

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