Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
7 seconds sound clip from the Duck Soup (1933) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:52:01.185 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- Surrounded by a sea of unfriendly faces.
- Give me a number from one to 10.
- Eleven.
- Right!
- Now I ask you one. What is it has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2000 pounds and lives in a circus?
- Irrelephant? Hey, that's the answer. There's a whole lot of irrelephants in a circus.
- That sort of testimony we can eliminate.
- That's fine, I'll take some.
- A lemonade, a nice, cold glass of lemonade.
- I suggest that we give him 10 years in Leavenworth or 11 years in Twelveworth.
- I tell you what I'll do. I'll take five and 10 in Woolworth.
- I wanted to get a writ of habeas corpus, but I should have gotten rid of you instead.
- You're on trial, you can't object.
- Your Excellency, General Cooper says that the Sylvanian troops are about to land on Freedonian soil.
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