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- Now I ask you one. What is it has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2000 pounds and lives in a circus?
- That's irrelevant.
- Irrelephant? Hey, that's the answer. There's a whole lot of irrelephants in a circus.

11 seconds sound clip from the Duck Soup (1933) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:51:39.455 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Look at Chicolini, he sits there alone. An abject figure.

- I abject!

- I say, look at Chicolini, he sits there alone, a pitiable object.

- Let's see you get out of that one.

- Surrounded by a sea of unfriendly faces.

- Give me a number from one to 10.

- Eleven.

- Right!

- Now I ask you one. What is it has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2000 pounds and lives in a circus?

- That's irrelevant.

- Irrelephant? Hey, that's the answer. There's a whole lot of irrelephants in a circus.

- That sort of testimony we can eliminate.

- That's fine, I'll take some.

- You'll take what?

- A lemonade, a nice, cold glass of lemonade.

- Hey, boss, I'm going good.

- Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

- I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary.

- I suggest that we give him 10 years in Leavenworth or 11 years in Twelveworth.

- I tell you what I'll do. I'll take five and 10 in Woolworth.

[...]

Duck Soup (1933) Sound Clip

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Actors: Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly), Chico Marx (Chicolini), Zeppo Marx (Lt. Bob Roland), Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Gloria Teasdale)

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