Doctor, I'm in serious trouble. I'm married.
5 seconds sound clip from the The Seven Year Itch (1952) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:02:46 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Psychoanalysis does not recognize the boo-boo as such.
- Everything we do has its roots in the unconscious.
- Believe me, Doctor, I was completely conscious.
- I told her to go. I told her to take her potato chips and go.
- Potato chips? If you please.
- Doctor, I'm in serious trouble. I'm married.
- 'Serious trouble. Married.' So far, absolutely normal.
- If something itches, my dear sir, the natural tendency is to scratch.
- From the way you phrase it, I assume the attempt was unsuccessful.
- Oh, definitely. All I did was knock us both off the piano bench.
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