Arrest me, punish me, teach me a lesson, put me in prison! But remember that to put me in prison you've got to let me land.

8 seconds sound clip from the Utopia (1951) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:42.805 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I bet it's Antoine again.

- But the guy must be mad.

- I'm a monkey, I tell you!

- He's a stateless man.

- A what?

- Somebody who has no nationality.

- Oh, he's not a bad guy, really. But no country seems to want him. He'd do anything to get back on land. Let's go, Antoine.

- Don't you know it's against the law to land here without a passport?

- Arrest me, punish me, teach me a lesson, put me in prison! But remember that to put me in prison you've got to let me land.

- How long has he been on your ship, Captain?

- Oh, months.

- He tried to get ashore at Tetrokovac, Nagasaki, Caracas, Sydney...

- Brooklyn.

- Brooklyn, Salonika... Everywhere we stopped.

- All I ask for is a country.

- Well, get a passport.

- Oh, that's easy to say. How can I get a passport if I have no country? And how can I get in the country if I have no passport?

- Sorry, I didn't make the regulations. You're not allowed to land in this country. That's the law!

- Fine laws! You land monkeys without a passport, and not human beings!

[...]

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Utopia (1951) posterFind the funniest quotes from the classic 1951 comedy film Utopia (original name: Atoll K), accompanied by short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Stan Laurel (Stan), Oliver Hardy (Ollie), Suzy Delair (Chérie Lamour), Paul Frees (Antoine)

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