- He's a stateless man.
- A what?
- Somebody who has no nationality.
- Oh, he's not a bad guy, really. But no country seems to want him. He'd do anything to get back on land. Let's go, Antoine.

11 seconds sound clip from the Utopia (1951) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:25.270 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- What goes on here?

- There's a man in the cage!

- I bet it's Antoine again.

- But the guy must be mad.

- I'm a monkey, I tell you!

- He's a stateless man.

- A what?

- Somebody who has no nationality.

- Oh, he's not a bad guy, really. But no country seems to want him. He'd do anything to get back on land. Let's go, Antoine.

- Don't you know it's against the law to land here without a passport?

- Arrest me, punish me, teach me a lesson, put me in prison! But remember that to put me in prison you've got to let me land.

- How long has he been on your ship, Captain?

- Oh, months.

- He tried to get ashore at Tetrokovac, Nagasaki, Caracas, Sydney...

- Brooklyn.

- Brooklyn, Salonika... Everywhere we stopped.

- All I ask for is a country.

- Well, get a passport.

- Oh, that's easy to say. How can I get a passport if I have no country? And how can I get in the country if I have no passport?

[...]

Utopia (1951) Sound Clip

Utopia (1951) posterFind the funniest quotes from the classic 1951 comedy film Utopia (original name: Atoll K), accompanied by short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Stan Laurel (Stan), Oliver Hardy (Ollie), Suzy Delair (Chérie Lamour), Paul Frees (Antoine)

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