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- Can you reach her?
- Not quite. The ladder's not long enough.

6 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 8, The Space Age classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:17:43 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

(English radio crowd laughter)

- Ohh, this has put England years behind.

- We must defeat the chimney barrier.

- Don't worry. I have an invention here which can get her well clear of the chimney, and into space! Yes! It's called a twenty-foot ladder, because of its length.

- Quick, stick it up the chimney then... Now up you go.

- Can you reach her?

- Not quite. The ladder's not long enough.

- Don't worry... Just put this giant handy interballistic rocket to the bottom of the ladder, light the fuse, so...

- Ohh, ohhhh!

- What's the matter, Min?

- A man just went past me on a ladder!

- This is a great day for army deserters. The first one has just been launched into space!

- Let's send up Ray Ellington! Come along... come on...

[...]

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He appears to be having trouble with the great microphone of state, the same used ever since 1672, hand beaten and foot slapped, gold and silver surmounted by 2 Burmese cherubs, fashioned by the great sculptor Ben Venuto Selinae and his brother Fred.
The Goon Show Sound Clip

The Goon Show RadioQuotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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