I am carrying out a vital scientific experiment, folks. I am discovering how long a World War One army deserter can survive in a hayloft on horse fodder, raw carrots, grass, cardboard, string, rope, old actors...
13 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 8, The Space Age classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:02:01 in the radio play.
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- Ah, that's my cue, thank you.Now where's my tin speaking trumpet?
- Hello folks, hello folks! Calling folks!
- This is Gunner Neddie Seagoon, speaking to you, from a hayloft in a barn at Poole Farm.
- What? Who's that? Halt, who goes there! Shoot, and I'll fire!
- Ah, good morning, ragged military gentleman.
- Owww.
- Good heavens! It's the military police!
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