I'll have your legs relacquered free and exported to Poland.
6 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:20:35 in the radio play.
Quote context
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- Taxi!
(Taxi approaches at high speed)
- Look, the Christmas strings coming off my legs.
- Swallow this first-aid book and custard.
- I'll have your legs relacquered free and exported to Poland.
- You're a fair man, sir... Merryl Kribynss.
- Ooh, what you doing under that taxi?
- You must be rich... I can only afford to be run over by buses.
- Well, my man, when you're in the big money you know, you can do things like this.
- You see, one day I'll have enough money to be run over by a Rolls-Royce with a chauffeur.
[...]