- I'm here as an adviser to the British Army!
- Splendid, what are you going to advise them?
- Not to take me.
8 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:05:32 in the radio play.
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- I'm here as an adviser to the British Army!
- Splendid, what are you going to advise them?
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