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Pardon, m'sieur. The parton of this cafe wishes to inform you that taking a bath in double beds are forbidden in here.

8 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Mountain Eaters classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:02:12 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

- Along the boules-vardes, women was dressed in acme of stupidity...

(Moriarty nasal singing)

- Do you want a bucket?

- Come on, it's a beautiful day. Look, the sun is shining through the hole in your underwear.

- Get out of that bath and do an impression for me of food.

- Pardon, m'sieur. The parton of this cafe wishes to inform you that taking a bath in double beds are forbidden in here.

- But, they're both over fourteen and house-trained.

- I'm sorry, but you see..

- Do you realize, sir, do you realize who we are?

- Non.

- You see those pallid clenched knees arising from the bath water? They belong to the submerged fear-ridden body of Count Jim Bubbles Moriarty...

- Owner of the world's greatest collection of fourteenth Century Italian explosions. There's one now. A genuine Richard the Third.

- But, m'sieur you've been.. M'sieur, you've been living here for a month without buying a drink.

[...]

The Goon Show Sound Clip

The Goon Show RadioQuotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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