Professional patriot, reasonable fees, will travel anywhere, own Union Jack, vacant for pantomime.
10 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 6, Sale of Manhattan classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:02:58 in the radio play.
Quote context
[...]
- The Empire is in a state. Oh, cruel fate of a fallen giant.
- Pardon me, sir, I couldn't help overhearing what you said.
- Why not?
- Steady, flunky. Who are you?
- My card.
- McCard, a Scotsman, eh? Oh! your card, I see. Yes.
- Mister Hercules Grytpype-Thynne...
- Professional patriot, reasonable fees, will travel anywhere, own Union Jack, vacant for pantomime.
- I can help you gentlemen reclaim portions of the Empire.
- But gentlemen of the Athenaeum Club, we shall need funds. Money!
- The cowards! They've all run away. I stayed, good job you grabbed me.
- Yes, good man. Now, I've been told that you have certain monies.
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