Sir, sir, stop the contest! Stop the contest, I say!

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6 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 8, The Space Age classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:21:38 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

- What's the matter, Min?

- A man just went past me on a ladder!

- This is a great day for army deserters. The first one has just been launched into space!

- Let's send up Ray Ellington! Come along... come on...

- The scene is the opera house Aldershot. A critical first-night audience are judging the military police solo ballet contest.

- Thank you, thank you, and now for a encore, Lance-Corporal Ninger will dance the solo Pas de Deux from the Constable Ballet Coppelia.

- Sir, sir, stop the contest! Stop the contest, I say!

(Crowd disapproval)

- Please, this is a, this is a great day for the military police.

- As you know men, since the last war thirty-three million, that is one third of the male population of England, have been deserters. Well, we have found one of them!

(Massive cheering)

- Well, where's, ah, where's this deserter, then there? Where's this old deserter, there?

- Well, I'll tell you, there.

[...]

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He appears to be having trouble with the great microphone of state, the same used ever since 1672, hand beaten and foot slapped, gold and silver surmounted by 2 Burmese cherubs, fashioned by the great sculptor Ben Venuto Selinae and his brother Fred.

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Quotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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