Wait a minute captain, he's standing on a ladder, and he's got no clothes on!
6 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 8, The Space Age classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:26:48 in the radio play.
Quote context
[...]
- All right chaps, we're 500 miles up, now, and well clear of the Earth.
- Remove liberty bodices and replace dentures.
- Captain, captain look! There's a face at the window.
- I wonder who it is. What height are we at?
- Can't be Seagoon, he's only 4 foot 9.
- Wait a minute captain, he's standing on a ladder, and he's got no clothes on!
- No, he's not dressed at all! He's N-U-D-E!
- Nude? Give me them binoculars. Ohhh.
- I say. I tell you it is Seagoon. He's knocking to come in, there's manners for you.
- Why not?
- I can't play two parts at once.
[...]