Swallow this first-aid book and custard.
4 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:20:33 in the radio play.
Quote context
[...]
- What agony igony ogony oogany mahogany... Did it hurt you?
- No because I'm making it all up.
- Taxi!
(Taxi approaches at high speed)
- Look, the Christmas strings coming off my legs.
- Swallow this first-aid book and custard.
- I'll have your legs relacquered free and exported to Poland.
- You're a fair man, sir... Merryl Kribynss.
- Ooh, what you doing under that taxi?
- You must be rich... I can only afford to be run over by buses.
- Well, my man, when you're in the big money you know, you can do things like this.
[...]