- And both my legs are licensed for walking.
- They won't last, I tell you. No.

8 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Mountain Eaters classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:03:12 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

- Thank you, sir, thank you. By your bearing, your dress and your manner, I presume you are an uncultured oaf.

- Aha, very good. May I sit down?

- I thought you were.

- What, what, what, what... (ending in chicken sounds)

- Apart from Harry Secombe, who are you?

- Well, I'm Lord and Lady Debrett, ne Ned Seagoon.

- And both my legs are licensed for walking.

- They won't last, I tell you. No.

- What are you doing in there?

- Well, apart from that, I'm over here on a sort of busman's holiday.

- Doing what?

- Driving buses.

- I do it to eke out my fifty pound allowance.

- Fifty pounds? He's got money, he's got money!

[...]