We have discovered that eating mountains in India requires no license.

6 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Mountain Eaters classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:21:01 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

- Mr. Sellers hastens to add that he's only doing an impression.

- And now, the Mountain Eaters, part 2. Mr. Secombe!

- Whew, sorry I'm late, Wal.

- That's all right mate.

- I couldn't get the cork out. Here!

- Where we up to there?

- We have discovered that eating mountains in India requires no license.

- So - well listen to this.

- Mr Lalkaka, Mr Lalkaka where are you man, where are you - making an appearance please.

- What, what - Mr Banerjee what are you doing here in this season?

- I'm telling you, I'm telling you. Indeed gregarious and incurruptable news has been reaching my Hindu ears, man.

[...]