Two shillings? Ho, ho, ho. Sorry, more than that, you know. We have a fixed price on it.

7 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Mountain Eaters classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:28:04 in the radio play.

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- You fool. That painting was worth five hundred thousand pounds! Who bought it?

- The Finchley wolf cubs.

- Just there, Moriarty. That spotty cub's got it.

- Roll up, roll up. What am I bid for this old painting?

- This is just going to be too easy... Start the bidding.

- Ah, little boy. Two shillings for that silly old painting.

- Two shillings? Ho, ho, ho. Sorry, more than that, you know. We have a fixed price on it.

- Oh, dear, dear. How much is it then, sonny?

- Five hundred thousand pounds.

- These wolf cubs are getting smarter every day. Come.

- I say. I did enjoy that. Well, must be off home to the little woman. Goodnight, all, goodnight.

- This is the BBC Light Programme.

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