35 Movie Quotes about Priests with AudioUpdated: Apr 23, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Listen, you're mighty preachy, and you're gonna preach your neck right into a hangman's noose. Pat Buttram as Sheriff of Nottingham; The Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood (1973) 2 Now, now, now, now! Save your sermon, preacher. It ain't Sunday, you know. Pat Buttram as Sheriff of Nottingham; The Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood (1973) 3 Where we came from, if one didn't want to die of poverty, one became a priest or a bandit. Eli Wallach as Tuco in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 4 Father, you seem like a religious man. Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk 5 Brother, are you a priest or are you a fighter? I fear I don't know how to treat you. Quote from The Ninja Hunter 6 We're looking for the priests, man, the priests. -Why? -I don't know. I guess because you need God on your side, stupid. Quote from Wizards (1977) 7 From what I understand, if this thing goes to court they won't need a lawyer, they will need a priest. Tom Cruise as Lt. Daniel Kaffee in A Few Good Men 8 He may be a monk, but he's a human being too. And I only know that he'll die if we don't feed him with some meat and rich solid foods. And let me tell you, when you're hungry, the Buddha doesn't feed you. Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984) 9 Sorry, Father. It'll cost you double. -May God forgive you. -Thank you, Father. Joanna Lumley as Aunt Spiker in James and the Giant Peach (1996) 10 Sorry, pal. We might all need priests in a few minutes. Quote from Kojak Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 ► >>