89 Movie Quotes about Restaurants (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Aug 4, 2025

Memorable quotes about restaurants, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 So where is it? Where's my food?

Kevin Spacey as Hopper in A Bug's Life

2 Do you have, how do you say, microwave lasagna? -No, monsieur. -Oh, very well. Just give me the soup du jour with some extra jour on the side.

Garfield in Garfield's Feline Fantasies

3 Go on, unfold your menu, take a glance and then you'll be our guest. Oui, our guest, be our guest.

Quote from Beauty and the Beast (1991)

4 You just keep on asking about Chinese food. Can't you tell they don't have Chinese restaurants around here?

Joe Pesci as Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

5 Excuse me. You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

Joe Pesci as Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

6 This place looks long on local colour and short on blended whisky.

George Peppard as Col. John Hannibal Smith in The A-Team

7 That is very strange. I don't ever recall receiving the fortune cookie in a Japanese restaurant. -What does it say? -We shall see.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

8 Hey, that waiter's a rat.

Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

9 Oh! It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese!

Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

10 Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas