Rigby Reardon: 60 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 5

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41 I was wearing a special perfume called 'Fondle Me'. Its aroma drew Neff to me like fat to a mother-in-law.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

42 'Framed Because He Knew Too Much, But He Refuses to Divulge What He Knew to Anyone but His Mother.'

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

43 I bounced along in that trunk a long time. Five hours later, I had given up hope of ever going to a regular bathroom again.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

44 My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face and then slowly move her to the next room, manoeuvre her next to the bed, marry her, and start the whoopee machine.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

45 They spit on your heart, shove it in the oven, then cook the _ out of it, they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to ya. They expect you to say 'Thanks, honey, it's delicious.'

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

46 Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble t-r-u-b-i-l, and if you try to correct them, they kill you.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

47 It's time for a class picture. Tall ones in back, short ones in front. Now sit! Hold hands. Now smile. That's nice.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

48 The finest officers in the Fuhrer's army. -Former army. -For the moment. But we shall rise again. -We'll see about that.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon; Carl Reiner as Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

49 Don't go near my daughter again. Don't try to see her. Don't write her and don't phone her. -Can I use her underwear to make soup?

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

50 I had a hangover, and business was so slow I was rereading old newspapers.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid