142 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: May 22, 2026

A selection of sarcastic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 My mornings aren't complete without at least one major catastrophe.

Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

2 Did your parents have any children that lived? I'll bet they regret that.

Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

3 Hi. Hey, what happened to you, trip over some loose cash?

Dana Delany as Andrea Beaumont in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

4 Oh, we'll be quite comfortable down here in... in... -In a pig's eye! -In a pig's eye... Sty.

Pinto Colvig as Grumpy Dwarf in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

5 We got lost. -Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.

Quote from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

6 Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.

Christopher McDonald as Shooter Mcgavin in Happy Gilmore

7 What's this? The last reel of a Disney movie?

George Peppard as Col. John Hannibal Smith in The A-Team

8 Here, Mike. There's a little spit in your eye. It shows.

Ruth Hussey as Elizabeth Imbrie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

9 Is there anything the doctor can give you? Something to make you feel better? -What's he got? -Some aspirin. -That's what I figured.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

10 Tell me something, really. How do you sleep at night? -I use a wonderful over-the-counter drug: Ultra-dorm.

Greg Kinnear as Frank Navasky; Parker Posey as Patricia Eden in You've Got Mail