150 Sarcastic Quotes from Movies with Audio

Updated: Oct 3, 2026

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1 My mornings aren't complete without at least one major catastrophe.

Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

2 Did your parents have any children that lived? I'll bet they regret that.

Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

3 Hi. Hey, what happened to you, trip over some loose cash?

Dana Delany as Andrea Beaumont in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

4 Oh, we'll be quite comfortable down here in... in... -In a pig's eye! -In a pig's eye... Sty.

Pinto Colvig as Grumpy Dwarf in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

5 Old ninjas never die. -Just spend a lot of time in intensive care.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister; Timothy Van Patten as Max Keller in The Master (1984)

6 I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.

Harrison Ford as Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

7 Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you? Oh. Oh, I didn't realize you were... -What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome? -Blind. -You know, I always forget that one.

Cary Elwes as Garrett; Jessalyn Gilsig as Kayley in Quest for Camelot (1998)

8 Fun? Did you say fun? This is a party! Who said anything about fun?

Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

9 My doctor says I should go to camp. He said I'll have to do something to take my mind off baseball. -I've seen you play. I never thought you had your mind on it.

Michael Catalano as Charlie Brown; Cindi Reilly as Sally Brown in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

10 You'll receive the order of Lenin for this, Captain.

Tim Curry as Yevgeni Petrov in The Hunt for Red October