16 Movie Quotes about Sexuality (+ Sound Clips)

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Memorable quotes about sexuality, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are over.

Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

2 Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.

Dwayne Hill as Coach Carr in Mean Girls (2004)

3 Our... sexual... preferences... are... our... own... business.

Steve Oedekerk as The Chosen One And Most Of The Original Cast'S Voices in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

4 The women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics, which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

Peter Sellers as Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

5 At your age, you're gonna be having a lot of urges. You're gonna want to take off your clothes and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia and die.

Dwayne Hill as Coach Carr in Mean Girls (2004)

6 This differs from a normal massage. How? -It's more sexual.

Matthew Broderick as Steven M. Kovacs in The Cable Guy (1996)

7 Face it, you're a tease. -I'm not a tease. -Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect.

Judd Nelson as John Bender; Molly Ringwald as Claire Standish in The Breakfast Club

8 And Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want. French Ticklers, Black Mambos, Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

9 Wow. I am sexually aroused, Commander.

Tom Cruise as Lt. Daniel Kaffee in A Few Good Men

10 Wait, don't tell me. Naked sexual charisma?

Danny DeVito as The Penguin in Batman Returns (1992)

16 Movie Quotes about Sexuality (+ Sound Clips)

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