If you come upstairs, you're gonna get laid.
4 seconds sound clip from the The Wedding Singer (1998) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:06:24.005 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- You know what I keep thinking about?
- What?
- That soft kiss from the other day. It looked really nice.
- I don't know. I don't... I don't remember.
- Could I refresh your memory?
- So you know Julia's staying at Glenn's tonight.
- If you come upstairs, you're gonna get laid.
- Wow. Nobody's ever said that to me before.
- I just... I'm telling you, my head's kind of a mess right now.
- Julia's staying at Glenn's tonight, huh?
- Yeah.
- Does she stay over there a lot?
- Yeah.
- Really?
- What?
- I can't believe I never noticed it before.
- What?
[...]