17 Movie Quotes about Skirts (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: May 25, 2025

Memorable quotes about skirts, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Oh, my God! I love your skirt. Where did you get it?

Lindsay Lohan as Cady Heron in Mean Girls (2004)

2 If I was smart, I wouldn't be working for some skirt with no money.

George Peppard as Col. John Hannibal Smith in The A-Team

3 Hey, Face. What do you suppose these guys wear under their skirts? -Gee, I don't know. Half slips? -Garter belts?

George Peppard as Col. John Hannibal Smith; Dirk Benedict as Faceman in The A-Team

4 That skirt you're chasing must have moved on ahead.

Tom Hanks as The Polar Express Conductor in The Polar Express

5 Look at that! I'm not even pretty. -They don't care, just so long as you're wearing a skirt. It's like waving a red flag in front of a bull.

Jack Lemmon as Jerry; Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot

6 Fat ones, tall ones, thin ones. Doesn't make any difference, as long as they're wearing skirts, a little mascara and still breathing, you ran them at me.

Bing Crosby as Bob Wallace in White Christmas (1954)

7 Nothing but your petticoat? I don't believe it. Let me see. Pull up your skirt.

Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind (1939)

8 But, again, how do you know they're all female? What, does somebody go out in the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?

Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park

9 So far this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.

Charlton Heston as Director Spencer Trilby in True Lies

10 And a long green skirt... -Did you get that down? -No. As I said, I've only known her a year.

Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung; Jim Dale as Albert Potter in Carry On Screaming!

17 Movie Quotes about Skirts (+ Sound Clips)

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