Steve Martin Movie Quotes & Lines – 172 Classics (+ Audio) - page 14

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Find the best movie quotes of Steve Martin (August 14, 1945 – Present), with sound clips of his most memorable lines in MP3 and WAV formats.

131 Excellent choice. -Should be for 95 cents.

Jim Henson as Kermit The Frog; Steve Martin as Insolent Waiter in The Muppet Movie (1979)

132 And may we have straws, please? -Yes. I expected that.

Jim Henson as Kermit The Frog; Steve Martin as Insolent Waiter in The Muppet Movie (1979)

133 Don't go near my daughter again. Don't try to see her. Don't write her and don't phone her. -Can I use her underwear to make soup?

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

134 I has saved us again.

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

135 Well, you dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat!

As Lucky Day in Three Amigos

136 You will die like dogs. -No, we will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions.

137 We were robbed. -Do you think so?

John Candy as Del Griffith; Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

138 You're messing with the wrong guy!

As Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

139 Do you have any idea how glad I am I didn't kill you? -Do you have any idea how glad I'd be if you had?

John Candy as Del Griffith; Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

140 I saw who did that! I hold grudges, you know!

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)