Steve Martin Movie Quotes & Lines – 170 Classics (+ Audio) - page 15

Find the best movie quotes of Steve Martin (August 14, 1945 – Present), with sound clips of his most memorable lines in MP3 and WAV formats.

141 Faint? Ha! Never... Catch me. -Sorry. I'm a butler not a catcher.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon; Carl Reiner as Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

142 That's right, Doll-face. To me you're just a meal ticket.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

143 She was in the middle of a fancy dinner party. But I couldn't waste time being polite. I caught her attention.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

144 Cleaning woman. Cleaning woman. Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman!

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

145 Do I look like a dame? -Not as much as I do. -I haven't turned on the charm yet.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon; Rachel Ward as Juliet Forrest in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

146 Let me get on my pajamas, I'll be ready to go.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

147 I beg your pardon. It's also customary for the private eye to tell how he figured it out.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

148 And our friends systematically began to eliminate everyone on that cruise ship!

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon; Carl Reiner as Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

149 No dough, no show.

As Lucky Day in Three Amigos

150 Mr. Guapo, I'd just like to say, on behalf of the Three Amigos, we're very, very sorry and we'd like to go home now.

As Lucky Day in Three Amigos