Steve Martin Movie Quotes & Lines – 171 Classics (+ Audio) - page 17

Find the best movie quotes of Steve Martin (August 14, 1945 – Present), with sound clips of his most memorable lines in MP3 and WAV formats.

161 Have you seen a 5-year-old boy, blond hair, and he's wearing a T-shirt that says '_' on it? -No. There was just one kid earlier, had a T-shirt that said 'Life sucks' on it.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

162 If I was a fella, I'd be around all the time. -Well, see if you can work it out. We have a date tomorrow.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

163 She tattooed my name on her _. Not just my name, a lot of names. And funny sayings, too. She's got one up there that says, 'Slippery when wet.'

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

164 Float right down the end of this cornet. Right through here. Through these valves, right along this tube, come right up against your lips, and give you a kiss. -Why didn't you? -I didn't want to get spit on me.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

165 I've been trying to contact her. I don't know where she is. I'd give anything to find out... That sounds a little high. How about $75?

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

166 Honey! Why the gloom? It's not the end of the rainbow.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

167 And that's all I need, too. I don't need one other thing! Not one... I need this. The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control and the matches, for sure!

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

168 And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control and this paddle game, and this magazine and the chair.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

169 Thanks to my leadership skills, cowering, running and pulling a skedaddle, we are safe from our enemy, the Gorg.

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

170 You cannot guarantee you would not make a mistake again.

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

Steve Martin Movie Quotes & Lines – 171 Classics (+ Audio) - page 17

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